One of my sons based his biographical essay assignment on me. I'm honoured!
His teacher loves it. I'm proud!
He wrote that I had an epiphany in 2008 and realised I was a lesbian. I'm gonna kill him!
Apparently, my life needed a smidge more excitement.
'Couldn't I have had a wildly inappropriate affair with Ryan Reynolds, instead of becoming a lesbian?' I asked.
'<Snort>, it's got to be believable,' he answered, (effectively signing the shave order for his eyebrows as soon as he's in a deep sleep.)
There's an ongoing joke within my family that I'm a lesbian. This is based on the fact that I wear my hair short, my shoes sensible, and my patience thin from stereotypical husband complaints (which result in occasional comments of how nice it would be to live with a woman, instead of a man.)
The son in question has promised to set the matter straight (no pun intended) with his teacher, but I'm imagining a few uncomfortable moments at the parent /teacher interviews!
Think I'm going to wear my most un-sensible shoes.
His teacher loves it. I'm proud!
He wrote that I had an epiphany in 2008 and realised I was a lesbian. I'm gonna kill him!
Apparently, my life needed a smidge more excitement.
'Couldn't I have had a wildly inappropriate affair with Ryan Reynolds, instead of becoming a lesbian?' I asked.
'<Snort>, it's got to be believable,' he answered, (effectively signing the shave order for his eyebrows as soon as he's in a deep sleep.)
There's an ongoing joke within my family that I'm a lesbian. This is based on the fact that I wear my hair short, my shoes sensible, and my patience thin from stereotypical husband complaints (which result in occasional comments of how nice it would be to live with a woman, instead of a man.)
The son in question has promised to set the matter straight (no pun intended) with his teacher, but I'm imagining a few uncomfortable moments at the parent /teacher interviews!
Think I'm going to wear my most un-sensible shoes.
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